Where The Studs At? HBO's Sci-Fi series "Game of Thrones"

As an avid sci-fi/fantasy reader and watcher, I have to say that I have been excited for HBO's new series Game of Thrones (based on George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series) since I heard they were picking it up for an April 17th, 2011 premiere. Having made it through almost the entire first book (which has been phenmonenal) I must say that it is definitely going to be a must watch, for many reasons.

A. The story is applicable to the historical and current societal realities and conflicts of every nation. There are imminent natural threats, struggles for power, deceptive relationships, etc.
B. There's bound to be some hot sex scenes.
C. Filming locations include places like Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Malta. The scenery itself will blow you away
D. Speaking of scenery, the men (and women) they've chosen to play the roles of the main characters are beyond gorgeous. If nothing else, you'll at least want to watch it on mute every once in a while just to gaze at the eye candy. Check it out:

Sean Bean plays Ned Stark

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau plays Jaime Lannister

Kit Harington plays Jon Snow

Harry Lloyd plays Viserys Targaryen

Jason Momoa plays Khal Drogo

Emilia Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen

Lena Headey plays Cersei Lannister








SIGN ME UP. There you have the hottest of the hottest cast coming up on HBO's A Game of Thrones. We'll get to see them work together (and play together!) during what is sure to be HBO's newest and amazing series.

Dear Sammi Sweetheart. I Hate You. Shut Up.

For all of you Jersey Shore watchers, perhaps you can understand what I am going through. Season 3 of JS has been amazing, what with a fight on the first night, a shameless, naked, hilarious Deena, failed attempts at sex with hideous looking creatures not completely passable as human beings, and so many other things that keep us tuning in every week and making us feel better than we've ever felt about our lives, sex partners, drinking habits, vocabulary, and skin tone.

But just like a lot of shows, there is that one story line/character that you can't help but simply want to fast forward through. For me, that, my friends, is Sammi Sweetheart. She is annoying. She is a bitch. She is a mess. And will someone else agree with me that her slow, slurred speech and odd facial features predict some sort of mental disability? To show off "the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"'s disgusting personality and insulting intelligence some more, I give you my favorite least favorite quotes by the dumb dumb herself.

Sammi: Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody.

Sammi: I definitely want to look good for Ronnie's parents, because it's the first time they're meeting me. Like, I want them to think like wow, that's her, she's really pretty, and whatever.

Sammi: Good job, you cooked food for everyone. Have I ever asked you to cook me food? No. Do you do it? Yeah.

Sammi: No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

Sammi: Look me in the face, and all the skeletons, lay it out right now, because I know.
Ronnie: What do you know?
Sammi: Everything
Ronnie: What is (bleeping) everything? What do you know?
Sammi: Tell me right now. Tell me.
Ronnie: Tell me what you know. I'm not (bleeping) doing this with you.
Sammi: Tell me.

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.


You know what Sammi. We don't give a f**k either. Not about you. Not about your problems with your boyfriend. None of it.

Rodiney Santiago's Twitter Is A Dream Come True

Those of you who do not understand how addicted I am to the A-List New York (see a few posts below), clearly do not follow Rodiney Santiago on Twitter. Rodiney is Reichen Lehmkuhl's (ex of Lance Bass) half-literate  incredibly sexy boyfriend on A-List. A native Brazilian, who spent a lot of time in Miami once moving to the States (aka still not a lot of lingusitic contact with actual English), Rodiney is taking on the talk-the-talk, walk-the-walk streets of NY. Rodiney cannot for the life of him create grammatically sound tweets, which, of course, has me ROFLing. Having been a linguistics minor in college, I find his twitter most amusing, which you can see below. 

Disclaimer: I am not being prejudice to foreigners. But even LogoTV gives him subtitles on the show to highlight his broken English. So there, I'm not the devil.

RodineySantiago People is only a tv show Don't take to serious. Be nice with Reichen he is a Nice guy just enjoy ;-)

 

RodineySantiago @keviland trying to do in my phone

 

RodineySantiago I cant wait for Reichen get home ;-)

 

 

 

 

Weird. Weirder. Ouch.

I am all about talent shows; all the way back to Star Search, where my all-time favorite Ms. Britney Spears first appeared, I've gotten hooked to watching clips from American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, etc. But this video takes it to a whole new level.

Though it is an older video, this young man, Todd Rixon, takes his opportunity for a shot at the big time a little too...high. His entire dance is something I will surely have night terrors about, but the last 10 seconds or so gives us a glimpse of what happens when you give it your all, but your all is just...well...too much.

A Louis Vuitton Bathing Suit=An A-List Apocalypse

Okay, so not sure who else is a die hard fanatic of Logo TV's The A-List New York, a reality show that follows 5 gay D-List fame whores men of the NYC upper crust through the trials and tribulations that come with modeling, owning salons, dressing in drag, and weekending in Fire Island. To think we're conerned about healthcare in this country, come on America, these boys have it rough.

Which brings me to our clip. Austin, the blond who I pray every night will switch teams and love me, is a well, yeah, a douchebag who is in an EPIC fight with Derek (not present in clip). Derek, who reminds us a least 4859384 times an episode that Austin is "uncouth," cannot stand the fact that Austin has no problem being naked in front of other people. He sucks. Anyway, TJ, the fabulous ginger who is unfortunately on Derek's side, fights with Austin about his attitude and his "mission" to piss Derek off by constantly removing his clothing, showing everyone his member, and then changing into a Louis Vuitton bathing suit. Label Whore. Hypocrite. Who cares. Recall, I told you how hard these boys have it.

Among my group of friends, any situation where there is a pool, alcohol, Louis Vuitton items, and naked men is never accompanied by fighting. Maybe by something else. But oh well, boys will be boys.

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I'm Pregnant. Watch Me Suck On Pickles.

For those of you who believe that pregnancy is truly a beautiful thing, we have something in common. I cannot wait to be pregnant and get fat be glowing all the time. I also understand the need to document said pregnancy through gorgeous pictures. Remember when Bethenny took the nude pictures of herself pregnant? Stunning. Beautiful. All about that. But once we leave NYC and head South to the ATL... we get a whole different idea of what it means to embrace pregnancy.

Enter: Phaedra and convict husband Apollo, a new couple on Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Unfortunately, instead of focusing on Phaedra's giant preggo belly (or even better, Apollo's droolworthy body), we get to watch Phaedra literally suck on her favorite pregnancy craving: PICKLES! While the grey-haired overly excited photographer chortles and makes not-even-close-to-discrete sexual comments, we have the pleasure of watching Phaedra shove these half-sours down her throat. This is exactly why I own a DVR, right? Or, come to think of it, maybe why they invented them in the first place.

Calvin... Or What The F*ck Are You Talking About?

If there is one thing that unnerves me, it is a bad advertisement. Even more so, a bad advertisement that also makes no sense. Exhibit A: Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein Underwear. I'm sorry, but thinking about men crying and shitty weather doesn't make me want to look sexy for my guy. I'd rather be wearing a loin cloth and running around Pandora chasing Sam Worthington, thank you very much.