Tuesday, November 2, 2010

I'm Pregnant. Watch Me Suck On Pickles.


For those of you who believe that pregnancy is truly a beautiful thing, we have something in common. I cannot wait to be pregnant and get fat be glowing all the time. I also understand the need to document said pregnancy through gorgeous pictures. Remember when Bethenny took the nude pictures of herself pregnant? Stunning. Beautiful. All about that. But once we leave NYC and head South to the ATL... we get a whole different idea of what it means to embrace pregnancy.

Enter: Phaedra and convict husband Apollo, a new couple on Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Unfortunately, instead of focusing on Phaedra's giant preggo belly (or even better, Apollo's droolworthy body), we get to watch Phaedra literally suck on her favorite pregnancy craving: PICKLES! While the grey-haired overly excited photographer chortles and makes not-even-close-to-discrete sexual comments, we have the pleasure of watching Phaedra shove these half-sours down her throat. This is exactly why I own a DVR, right? Or, come to think of it, maybe why they invented them in the first place.

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