A Louis Vuitton Bathing Suit=An A-List Apocalypse

Okay, so not sure who else is a die hard fanatic of Logo TV's The A-List New York, a reality show that follows 5 gay D-List fame whores men of the NYC upper crust through the trials and tribulations that come with modeling, owning salons, dressing in drag, and weekending in Fire Island. To think we're conerned about healthcare in this country, come on America, these boys have it rough.

Which brings me to our clip. Austin, the blond who I pray every night will switch teams and love me, is a well, yeah, a douchebag who is in an EPIC fight with Derek (not present in clip). Derek, who reminds us a least 4859384 times an episode that Austin is "uncouth," cannot stand the fact that Austin has no problem being naked in front of other people. He sucks. Anyway, TJ, the fabulous ginger who is unfortunately on Derek's side, fights with Austin about his attitude and his "mission" to piss Derek off by constantly removing his clothing, showing everyone his member, and then changing into a Louis Vuitton bathing suit. Label Whore. Hypocrite. Who cares. Recall, I told you how hard these boys have it.

Among my group of friends, any situation where there is a pool, alcohol, Louis Vuitton items, and naked men is never accompanied by fighting. Maybe by something else. But oh well, boys will be boys.

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I'm Pregnant. Watch Me Suck On Pickles.

For those of you who believe that pregnancy is truly a beautiful thing, we have something in common. I cannot wait to be pregnant and get fat be glowing all the time. I also understand the need to document said pregnancy through gorgeous pictures. Remember when Bethenny took the nude pictures of herself pregnant? Stunning. Beautiful. All about that. But once we leave NYC and head South to the ATL... we get a whole different idea of what it means to embrace pregnancy.

Enter: Phaedra and convict husband Apollo, a new couple on Bravo's Real Housewives of Atlanta. Unfortunately, instead of focusing on Phaedra's giant preggo belly (or even better, Apollo's droolworthy body), we get to watch Phaedra literally suck on her favorite pregnancy craving: PICKLES! While the grey-haired overly excited photographer chortles and makes not-even-close-to-discrete sexual comments, we have the pleasure of watching Phaedra shove these half-sours down her throat. This is exactly why I own a DVR, right? Or, come to think of it, maybe why they invented them in the first place.

Calvin... Or What The F*ck Are You Talking About?

If there is one thing that unnerves me, it is a bad advertisement. Even more so, a bad advertisement that also makes no sense. Exhibit A: Zoe Saldana for Calvin Klein Underwear. I'm sorry, but thinking about men crying and shitty weather doesn't make me want to look sexy for my guy. I'd rather be wearing a loin cloth and running around Pandora chasing Sam Worthington, thank you very much.

Cartwheels Are So In

The Mirror Photo. The Kissy Face. The Skinny Arm. We millenials are always coming up with new ways to make hotter and funner our looks through the eyes of digital technology. But those poses are soon to be SO 2010, and 2011 is all about capturing the cartwheel. Whether a photo still of your washboard abs mid-wheel or a video of a drunken attempt at one on the way home from the bar, amateur gymnastics is hawt and takin' names. See Below: