Pills Are Gooooood

Just a random post, but I was watching Dumb & Dumber tonight before going out and I caught it right at the scene where they eat lunch and try the hot peppers. As always, this scene has me on the floor laughing from the squirting of the mustard and ketchup all over Jim Carey and Jeff Daniels' tongues, until the epic line "Pills Are Goooood" is said as they feed the 'bad guy' the rat poison. Any way, I wanted to post this simply because my two best friends in the entire world admitted to me that they have not seen this ultra hilarious 90's comedy. I can't bear the thought of anyone else missing out, so if you're planning a comfy Saturday in, make it a top priority.

And I Will Love Britney "Till The World Ends"

Holy Mother of God. We all know I would cut of my left arm to be close enough to touch Britney in person. I faint, I shake, I die for this woman. And her new single "Till The World Ends" gives me even more of a reason to be absolutely in love with her. Please check out the song and don't illegally download it. Buy it and show Brit Brit some love!

Listen to "Till The End of the World"

Pretty Little Liars Isn't Kidding Around

So if you haven't heard about the show following four estranged best friends, who, following the death of their fifth clique member, become close once again because they all receive texts/emails from beyond the grave.... well, you have been living under a rock. Pretty Little Liars premiered this summer, and I have been watching since the first second it has aired. I'm addicted; in fact, I'm beyond addicted. I cry when I forget to DVR it. I'm not kidding; it's an issue. I am going to give you a quick synopsis that I feel represents the show accurately and will have you watching instantly.

Aria, Hanna, Spencer, and Emily are four best friends who were all close with Allison; in fact, Allison was the reason they were all friends. So after her suspicious murder, the girls stray from each other, until one year to the day of the murder, our awesome foursome begin receiving threatening texts from a mysterious person who calls them self "A". Who could it be? And how do they have so much dirt on our girls?

 What dirt you ask? Well, Aria is currently sleeping with her insanely hot English teacher Ezra Fitz who she meets at a bar (yes she's 16) and discusses literature with. And, tragically, her divorced parents are both having affairs... with each other. Hanna is an ex-fatty who Allison always used to make fun of, and who has a kind of cute boyfriend who she won't sleep with; he doesn't last as she then befriends a nerdy computer geek (who also doesn't last). She is currently sleeping with a half-asian foster child who is a phone hacker and lives in her basement unbeknownst to her mother. Spencer, a goody goody with straight A's, a power mom who is, of course, a lawyer, and some pretty odd fashion sense, has a little problem; she hooks up with all of her older sister's fiances/boyfriends, etc. It's kind of an issue now, because the sister's current fiance may be Allison's killer; unfortunately, Spencer's sister is already impregnanted with what could be his evil spawn child. And then there's Emily, the ethnically ambiguous daugher of an army general who realizes that she is a homosexual. She dates the new girl, Maya, who unfortunately gets sent away to boot camp for carrying the tiniest bit of weed in her backpack; she's now secretly hooking up with one of her swim team teammates. Emily is also very close friends with Toby, her neighbor who was originally wanted for Allison's murder. Spencer has also hooked up with Toby (sensing a trend?). The most interesting part about Toby: his hot step-sister, Jenna, who was tragically blinded when the four girls and Allison through a smoke bomb that exploded into the garage where she was; it wasn't intentional, but it sure did some damage. Additionally, Toby used to sleep with Jenna until he realized it was wrong. Jenna, blind and all, still wants it though; did I mention she plays the flute?

You can't deny that you're at least a little curious as to what happens next. We all want to know who "A" is, if Aria is going to get caught with Ezra, if Hanna is going to pack on the pounds again, and if Spencer won't stop until she literally hooks up with every character on the show. No matter what, this show is here to stay, so get hooked.

Pretty Little Liars Mondays at 8pm, ABC Family

Where The Studs At? HBO's Sci-Fi series "Game of Thrones"

As an avid sci-fi/fantasy reader and watcher, I have to say that I have been excited for HBO's new series Game of Thrones (based on George R.R. Martin's A Song of Ice and Fire series) since I heard they were picking it up for an April 17th, 2011 premiere. Having made it through almost the entire first book (which has been phenmonenal) I must say that it is definitely going to be a must watch, for many reasons.

A. The story is applicable to the historical and current societal realities and conflicts of every nation. There are imminent natural threats, struggles for power, deceptive relationships, etc.
B. There's bound to be some hot sex scenes.
C. Filming locations include places like Northern Ireland, Scotland, and Malta. The scenery itself will blow you away
D. Speaking of scenery, the men (and women) they've chosen to play the roles of the main characters are beyond gorgeous. If nothing else, you'll at least want to watch it on mute every once in a while just to gaze at the eye candy. Check it out:

Sean Bean plays Ned Stark

Nikolaj Coster-Waldau plays Jaime Lannister

Kit Harington plays Jon Snow

Harry Lloyd plays Viserys Targaryen

Jason Momoa plays Khal Drogo

Emilia Clarke plays Daenerys Targaryen

Lena Headey plays Cersei Lannister








SIGN ME UP. There you have the hottest of the hottest cast coming up on HBO's A Game of Thrones. We'll get to see them work together (and play together!) during what is sure to be HBO's newest and amazing series.

Dear Sammi Sweetheart. I Hate You. Shut Up.

For all of you Jersey Shore watchers, perhaps you can understand what I am going through. Season 3 of JS has been amazing, what with a fight on the first night, a shameless, naked, hilarious Deena, failed attempts at sex with hideous looking creatures not completely passable as human beings, and so many other things that keep us tuning in every week and making us feel better than we've ever felt about our lives, sex partners, drinking habits, vocabulary, and skin tone.

But just like a lot of shows, there is that one story line/character that you can't help but simply want to fast forward through. For me, that, my friends, is Sammi Sweetheart. She is annoying. She is a bitch. She is a mess. And will someone else agree with me that her slow, slurred speech and odd facial features predict some sort of mental disability? To show off "the sweetest bitch you'll ever meet"'s disgusting personality and insulting intelligence some more, I give you my favorite least favorite quotes by the dumb dumb herself.

Sammi: Yes, I had sex, like hello, you're gonna have sex if you're into somebody.

Sammi: I definitely want to look good for Ronnie's parents, because it's the first time they're meeting me. Like, I want them to think like wow, that's her, she's really pretty, and whatever.

Sammi: Good job, you cooked food for everyone. Have I ever asked you to cook me food? No. Do you do it? Yeah.

Sammi: No man will ever touch me ever twice like that.

Sammi: Look me in the face, and all the skeletons, lay it out right now, because I know.
Ronnie: What do you know?
Sammi: Everything
Ronnie: What is (bleeping) everything? What do you know?
Sammi: Tell me right now. Tell me.
Ronnie: Tell me what you know. I'm not (bleeping) doing this with you.
Sammi: Tell me.

Mike: I'd like to give a trophy to who did the least in this house. Let's vote right now.
Sammi: I don't give a f**k.


You know what Sammi. We don't give a f**k either. Not about you. Not about your problems with your boyfriend. None of it.